“Whatcha doing?”

“Leave”

“No. Whatcha doing?”

“Go away”

“Whatcha up to?”

“Nothing, go away.”

“If I were to go away, when could I come back?”

“Three days”

“Why?”

“Because I said so”

“And in three days that will change?”

“Just go away”

“No. What did I do?”

“Nothing!  Leave me alone.”

“If I didn’t do anything, then I’m not leaving.”

“Leave…P E R I O D!”

“No, you bother me all the time. Until I know what I did, I’m not leaving.”

“Aghh!  I told you, nothing.  Let me spell it out to you.  PPP EEE RRR III OOO DDD!”

“NNN OOO! I’m not going anywhere.”

“How long do I have to spell it out for you?”

“What?”

“PPP EEE RRR III OOO DDD!”

“That is more like an exclamation mark.”

“No, it’s not!  I’m on my period. Get it?”

“Ohhh, now I get it.”