Shirt and vest combo

“Whatcha doing?”

“I’m watching people.”

“Do what?”

“I’m watching people watch you.”


“Yeah, wait a minute.  Stand here by the canned soups. Act like you’re looking for something.”



Thirty seconds later

“Look, look now.”

“That man was staring at me.”

“I know, hysterical. Right?”

“No, why are people staring at me?”

“I think it’s what you’re wearing.”

“Is there something on me?”

“Yeah, your vest”

“My vest? What’s wrong with my vest?”

“Well, it’s puffy and it has that pony and bull on it.”

“Yeah, that’s what makes it cool.”

“If you say so.  Did you see that girl?”

“Was she looking too?”

“Sure was.  I think it could be your shirt too.”

“First it was my vest, now you say it’s my shirt.  What’s wrong with my shirt?”

“It kind of looks like a pirate shirt, in plaid.”

“So the sleeves are a little puffy. I like it.”

“Where did you get it?”

“I made it.”

“Yep, it’s the pirate shirt and cowboy-bull vest combo; it makes for a good laugh.”

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