“Vern do you want to watch a movie?”

“Sure daddy.”

“What do you want to watch?”

“Sleepy Hollow or Wurthering Heights”

“No, no those aren’t movies. Let’s watch Patton.”

“I don’t like war movies.”

“That’s un-American.”

“I’m not. I thought you wanted to watch a movie with me?”

“I’m a war veteran. It’s my duty to watch these old movies.”

“Fine, how about I get you some popcorn, while you serve your country and watch your war movies.”