“I thought you weren’t on a diet.”
“Then why did you buy all that diet stuff?”
“The hot guy at the nutrition store said I looked like I lost weight.”
“Are you going to use this stuff?”
“Nope. I told you I’m not on a diet!”
“Then why did you buy all these diet foods and exercise videos?”
“Because he said I looked like I lost weight. I want him to think I’m trying so maybe he’ll ask me out.”
“That’s crazy. You should use this stuff. Then you might really lose weight and get a date.”
“You’re so rude! The hot guy at the store said I looked good. Can’t you just be happy for me?”
I think you should clock rude person in the head with the exercise videos.
Hahaha very clever! I wish I would have thought of that.