“Whatcha got?”

“Diet stuff?”

“I thought you weren’t on a diet.”

“I’m not!”

“Then why did you buy all that diet stuff?”

“The hot guy at the nutrition store said I looked like I lost weight.”

“Are you going to use this stuff?”

“Nope. I told you I’m not on a diet!”

“Then why did you buy all these diet foods and exercise videos?”

“Because he said I looked like I lost weight. I want him to think I’m trying so maybe he’ll ask me out.”

“That’s crazy. You should use this stuff. Then you might really lose weight and get a date.”

“You’re so rude! The hot guy at the store said I looked good. Can’t you just be happy for me?”