“Whatcha doing?”
“Shopping”
“Where?”
“On the computer”
“But you’re poor”
“Cyber-me is not.”
“Well how ya gonna pay?”
“I’m not”
“That’s stealing”
“No, cyber-me is putting things in her cart. She leaves it.”
“That’s wrong. What if they catch you and make you pay for all that stuff. You’re gonna be in trouble.”
“I won’t!”
“But they could punish you. You’re a cyber-thief.”
“No I’m not! Cyber-me is a hot, wealthy, spy. She can do anything.”
“What if they arrest you for being a cyber-thief?”
“In that case, the “real me” would be in real trouble. Cyber-me would still get away with it.”
Hee-hee, good one. I don’t know how many times I’ve left a full cart in cyberland. At least it gives them a snapshot of what people are interested in, right?
HAAAAAAAHahahaha!!! I ‘Cyber-steal’ all the time. I’d rather call it ‘wishful thinking’ though!!!
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